youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you. my worst nightmare.
octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
magicconchshell: imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
"Fat for an Asian:" The Pressure to be Naturally... →
imstephanieng: I try not to talk about it, though, because the moment I do, someone always says, “Shut up, you’re Asian. You have genetics on your side.” Very good read Oh my god. This hit me hard.
a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
me: Time for bed.
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
anirresistiblysexyperson: so is it like that hard to like kpop without wanting to become korean and fetishizing korean people and treating them like some kind of pet i mean i like music white people make but you don’t see me strutting around cooking flavorless foods and enlarging my nose saying “srry i only date white guys!!!! <3333”“