Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
my worst nightmare.
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how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
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Marie Christine de Habsbourg Lorraine (detail) circa 1765. Meister der Erzherzoginnenportraits.
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imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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